Women have lots of thoughts during sex. Some might even say more than men. While I won’t claim that, the thoughts that women have during sex often are quite different. Let’s take a gander through some of the funnier ones I’ve heard over the years.
1. Do I have armpit boob right now?
It happens. Try not to imagine they look like two globs of butter sliding to either end of a hot pan.
2. I think he just farted.
That could just be an air bubble trapped between two bodies. But who’s to tell sometimes?
3. Does my “O face” look like that?
Of course not. You look like an angel and bares no resemblance to his face right then. Or something.
4. What do I stare at when I do the Reverse Cowgirl?
The wall. That new television he spent too much money on. Just try to avoid making eye contact with the cat. That’s just creepy.
5. How much sleep can I get if he finishes right now?
You’re counting. Don’t lie.
6. Am I about to cum or do I have to pee?
Perhaps both?
7. I really should have done yoga to prepare for this position.
The word pretzel comes to mind.
As passionate as love making can be, it’s healthy to have a laugh in the bedroom. Give it a try!
If you are comfortable enough to see each other nude, then you should be comfortable enough to laugh.
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These are funny because there is a grain of truth in these “bedroom” thoughts. But if your mind is wandering, then your partner just isn’t trying hard enough.
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Oh my gosh my sides hurt! So true and so funny!
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All true!
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So much truth, especially the sleep one.
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Love #4!
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Funny thoughts! And I’m with you about laughing — it’s so damn sexy to do it in the bedroom. Got to have a sense of humor when things don’t happen as well as you hoped 🙂
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I agree.
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Bottom line: Sex can be funny. So laugh!
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Exactly. : )
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I always thought women were thinking, “Get off me! No, you’re not hurting me, you’re just annoying me! You thought you could hurt me with THAT?”
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Maybe some of that too.
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So glad I am not the only one who has that ‘am I about to cum or do I need to pee’
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Nope. You have friends.
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No 4 made me laugh out loud. I have totally had that thought!
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Lol this is funny
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Hmmm
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My personal theory is, if you can’t laugh with your partner during sex, then your DEFINITELY with the wrong person! 😉
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Reblogged this on kennywblog and commented:
what your partner really thinking when you’re with her
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maybe we should schedule a pee-break?
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